By Stephanie Scissom
The doorbell woke Margaret from her nap. She grabbed her cane and tapped to the front door. Gravel crunched as the grocery delivery truck reversed down the drive. She waited until she was sure he was gone. He was a nice man, but he talked too much.
She opened the door and struck the box with her cane. When she reached for it, something licked her hand.
“Ooh!” She jerked back.
Something small danced around her ankles then seized her pant leg.
“Stop that!”
A pup, of all things. Who would dump a stray here?
Not her problem. She dragged the box inside, then shook the pup loose from her leg. A battle ensued to shut the door.
Finally, Margaret won. “Aha! Gotcha, you stinker.”
The pup whined and scratched her door.
“Go on! Git!” she hissed through the mail slot. He whined again.
Poor scamp was probably hungry. Margaret carried the box to her kitchen, hesitated, then retrieved a bowl from the fridge that contained last night’s meatloaf.
Carrying it to the front door, she warned the pup through the slot. “I’m gonna open this door. But don’t you try anything funny.”
The pup bounded into the house.
Sighing, Margaret placed the bowl in front of him. “Goodness, you sound like my brother when he eats. No manners.”
When he finished, she scooped him up. “Time to go.” She gagged. “Heavens, you reek! You smell like rotten eggs and burnt matches.”
His matted fur felt frozen. His fat little body trembled.
Margaret sighed. “Okay, you can stay tonight, but tomorrow you go. Another thing—you need a bath. I can’t tolerate that smell.”
She bathed him in the sink. Even her strongest soap didn’t take away the stench, but it helped. When she toweled him dry, he licked her face.
“Ugh, stop that. Your breath smells like carrion.”
She made him a bed near the fireplace.
“Don’t you whine all night and disturb my husband. He’s sick. You understand?”
The pup yelped once, as if in confirmation.
The next morning, she called Animal Relocation. A worker arrived promptly, but he couldn’t find the pup.
“I know he’s here. I smell him. For heaven’s sake, follow your nose. He reeks!”
The man searched again. “Ma’am, I don’t see him.”
The pup nuzzled her ankles. “Here!” She grabbed at him but the puppy darted away.
“Ma’am… there’s nothing there.”
“You’re as blind as I am,” Margaret snapped.
“Have a good day, ma’am,” he said, and shut the door behind him.
“Of all the incompetent— I’m going to call his supervisor!”
But then Horace moaned her name and Margaret raced to his side. The pup’s keening matched her own sobs as her husband died.
She and Horace were childless and had outlived most of their friends. After the funeral, Margaret found herself alone with the pup, whom she called “Stinker.”
She never phoned Animal Relocation again.
No matter how often she bathed Stinker, he still stank, but she became used to his sulphurous smell. He grew to a dismaying size and slept at the foot of her bed.
One night, someone tried to break in. Usually playful Stinker went crazy—snarling and chasing the robber around the house.
The burglar nearly tore her door down escaping. “What is that?” he shrieked.
Stinker bounded after him.
“Don’t you hurt my puppy!” Margaret yelled out the broken screen.
Stinker returned home more foul-smelling than ever.
A year passed. One day, someone knocked on her door.
Margaret opened it. “Yes?”
“Good day, Ma’am,” a smooth voice said. “I believe you have something that belongs to me.”
“Nonsense! Leave an old lady alone before I sic my Stinker on you.”
“Your, ah… Stinker?” The man sounded amused.
She tapped her cane and Stinker bounded to her.
“Oh!” the man chuckled. “You’re blind. That explains things.”
“Explains what?”
“I’m here about that dog. He wandered off nearly a year ago. A very special breed.”
Stinker nudged Margaret. Her heart sank, but she tried to sound firm. “Finders keepers.”
“Is he wearing… a sweater?” her visitor asked incredulously.
“The cottage gets chilly,” she replied. “Perhaps you should come in, Mr…?”
“Lucifer.”
Margaret chuckled. “Like the devil?”
“Yes. Exactly like that. There’s been a misunderstanding, Mrs…?”
“Margaret.”
He brushed by her and entered. Margaret wrinkled her nose at the stench of sulphur.
“Stinker, as you call him,” said Lucifer, “isn’t an ordinary pet.”
“Oh, I know. He reeks to high Heaven, but it’s not as bad if I bathe him twice a week in lavender shampoo.”
“Lavender shampoo,” Lucifer repeated. “Sweaters.”
Something squeaked and he muttered, “chew toys, doggy treats. Astonishing.”
“He’s a bit spoiled,” she admitted.
“Margaret, Stinker is a hellhound.”
“What?”
“Was someone dying here, before he came?”
Margaret bristled. “My husband, but Horace did not go to Hell. He was a Baptist.”
“No, Ma’am,” Lucifer said. “But the smell of death probably attracted Stinker.”
Margaret stroked Stinker’s silky fur that she’d spent so many months untangling and conditioning. Could it be true?
She burst into tears.
“Ma’am!” Lucifer exclaimed. “Stop that!”
Stinker growled and pressed himself against Margaret’s leg.
“Don’t take him.” She raked her fingers in his fur. “He’s all I have. I—I’ll sign paperwork. Just let me keep him.”
“I don’t want your soul, Margaret,” Lucifer said gently. “You’re a nice lady. I don’t deal in your kind.” He chuckled. “Besides, I don’t want you around any more of my beasts. You’ve ruined this one. I thought most of humanity had gone ‘round the bend, then I meet a lady who takes in a hellhound. As you said, finders keepers.”
“Thank you,” she sniffled. “Would you like some tea? Or a crumpet?”
He laughed. “No. Nor a lavender bath either. It’s been a delight, Margaret. Take care of her, Stinker.”
The windows rattled, and he was gone.
“Well,” Margaret said. “A lavender bath wouldn’t hurt that one. Would you like a crumpet, Stinker? Only one, then we have to brush your teeth. Who’s a good boy?”





What a great story. I don’t want to give the plot away, but I sure didn’t see it coming. Hope the author writes more like this…I could become an addict!!
I appreciate your kind words <3
A truly fascinating and original short story by a very talented writer. Stephanie manages to give us a perfect mixture of humor and heart in such a few words. Two thumbs way up!
Thank you!
Oh, I liked this! That twist, in particular. xD
Thank you!
I love this story. I can picture it in my head like a movie. The writing is excellent! Love this!!! ❤
Thank you so much <3
Well written. Enjoyed it.
I suspected there was going to be a twist, and I was sure that the stinky “pup” was going to turn out to be a skunk. So, you got me; I was fooled.
Thank you lol. Oh my goodness, my son was sprayed by a skunk once. He nearly killed us all before we got the smell out
This story got me emotionally attached from the start. I thought, “No! Don’t take her puppy away! It’s all she has!” Great writing and unique concept, Stephanie. Well done!
Thank you Jillian!
I love it.
Thank you, Jennifer!
Hahaha – such a unique premise and too funny.
Thank you! My book I’m working on has Lucifer in it and it’s all serious. It’s fun to throw him in weird situations sometimes
Margaret’s blindness let my imagination fill in Stinker’s description and the result was a fun image :)
Thank you, Katie!
Thank you, Katie! Lol I liked the idea of my cranky little Margaret dealing with this creature and getting frustrated because the animal relocation guy treats her likes shes senile
I also loved the story.
I wonder just how big “a dismaying size” is. I doubt I would be dismayed. (I like big dogs)
I’m guessing Stinker is invisible. Also guessing he killed the burglar.
Kept me reading all the way through. Knew something was odd, but couldn’t put my finger on it until the surprise “guest” showed up. Loved it!
Thank you, Susan!
What a fun idea! I really enjoyed the glimpses into how Margaret and Stinker’s relationship grew, and the unexpected civility in the last scene was brilliant.
Thank you Michael!
Loved this story! So fun!
Thank you!
A lighthearted and unique short story. I’m always so impressed when authors can cram so much story into such a short amount of words. Stephanie has a true storytelling gift and I can’t wait to see more from her! Great story!
I love how all of your stories have an unexpected ending. Another good read!
Very nice. I like the twist.
That was a great story! I figured out the dog and the original owner’s identity about midway through the story, which was a good thing because I was dying to see how it played out. I loved where the story went. HILARIOUS!