By Rachel Dib
โSo why Tarshish?โ
The manโs shoulders tensed, but he continued counting out the coins for my fare. Finally, he shrugged. โI hear itโs nice this time of year.โ
ย โRight.โ I fought the urge to roll my eyes. Tarshish, nice? Either the man was greatly misinformedโno one went to Tarshish on holidayโor he was up to something. I suspected the latter. ย Normally that wouldnโt bother me. People were entitled to their secretsโthe gods knew I had enough of them. This man, though, was a little too twitchy to be hiding something mundane, like a second family or a gambling debt. Which meant he hid something way worse.
Just how bad is his secret?
I glanced at my crew, still readying the ship for departure. Most of them had families to support. They didnโt need any trouble.
The man cleared his throat. โHonestly, I just want to get away for a bit. If you can believe it, my God wants me to go to Nineveh.โ
When I lifted a disbelieving brow, he let out a strangled laugh. โI know, right? I mean Nineveh of all places.โ His features grew suddenly serious, his gaze distant. โBut thatโs what he commanded. โJonah, go to Nineveh.โโ
I eyed the man skeptically. Iโd never heard of a god sending someone anywhere before. Usually, gods werenโt that specific. Well, except for that Israelite god. He was rumored to demand very specific things. Best not to test him. Surely Jonah wouldโve mentioned if that were his god though.
What did he do to get sent to Nineveh?
While I knew I should refuse Jonah passage, I found myself too curious about his predicament. โWow. Seems kinda harsh. My gods only demand a monetary donation to appease them.โ I chuckled in a โbut what can you do?โ way. โYou mustโve done something pretty bad to anger your god enough that he sent you there.โ
While I expected Jonah to become fidgety again, he only shook his head.
โThatโs the thing. I didnโt do anything.โ He met my gaze, eyes wild. โNo. God wants me to go there andโฆ and preach to them. Tell them theyโre wicked. I mean, is he crazy? Do you know what will happen to me if I show up in Nineveh and start telling people theyโre wicked?โ
He laughed again, and I found myself joining him. It was an insane notion. I blew out my cheeks, all remaining misgivings over the stranger seeping away.
โAnyway,โ Jonah sighed, โTarshish seems a good alternative.โ
โI donโt know.โ I snorted. โKinda boring, if you ask me.โ
โI like boring.โ Jonah offered me the fare.
Noticing there were more coins than Iโd asked for, I smiled. โWelcome aboard.โ
โThrow you overboard?โ I yelled over the raging winds. โAre you insane?โ
Jonahโs shoulders sagged. โItโs the only way!โ He swiped a lock of dripping hair from his eyes. โI wish it wasnโt. I hate swimming.โ
โSwimming?โ The waves hammered against the shipโs hull. โThereโs no swimming in that. Just drowning.โ
โI wonโt drown. God wonโt let me.โ Jonah pursed his lips. โHe still wants me to go to Nineveh.โ
A shiver zipped up my spine, unnerved by how calmly Jonah acted for the situation. Most of my crew huddled in the corner, and they were no strangers to storms.
Not that this was a normal storm. Normal storms didnโt go from nothing to full force in a matter of seconds. On top of that, we werenโt even technically at sea yet. The shore was still within sight. In fact, when the weather started getting rough, I decided to redock. As soon as I gave the order, however, not only had the waves intensified, but the wind had also changed direction, forcing the ship farther out.
โWho are you?โ
Jonah sighed. โI am a Hebrew. I worship the Lord. God of heaven, who made the sea and dry land.โ
At first, I didnโt comprehend his words. Then I realized just who his god was: the Israelite god rumored to have preternatural power. I narrowed my eyes. โWhat did you do?โ
Jonah crossed his arms. โDonโt act like I tricked you. I told you from the start that I was running away from God.โ
โYeah, but I thought you meant Baal or something. Notโฆโ I motioned at the darkened sky, unsure exactly where the unseen Israelite god dwelled.
โWell, you know what they say about assumptions.โ Jonah shrugged. ย โHeโs angry with me, not you. Throw me into the sea, and the storm will stop.โ
โThatโs all, huh?โ I growled. โJust murder you and all will be well?โ
โIโll be fine.โ Jonah flicked his gaze upward.
Shaking my head, I glanced at my bedraggled crew. They knew as well as I that there was no battling against a supernatural storm. Jonahโs god was punishing him. The longer we aided him, the more weโd share in his punishment. So, after uttering a quick supplication to this all-powerful god, we threw Jonah into the sea.
And the storm ceased.
The clouds dispersed, transforming the sky from gray to blue. The waves lapped gently against the shipโs hull, and there was just the right amount of wind to guide the sails.
โI told you,โ Jonah called from where he tread water.
I snapped my mouth shut. โRight. What now? Do we leave you there? Is your God sending another boat through to bring you to Nineveh? Orโฆโ
I trailed off as a dark shape emerged from the seaโs depths. As its shadow grew, I realized the ascending creature was a gargantuan monster larger than my ship. Jonah barely had time to register my fear before a set of massive jaws snapped shut around him. My crew and I stared, mouths agape, as the colossal beast sank back beneath the waterโs surface.
โSo,โ my first mate mused after a moment. โI guess heโs not going to Nineveh after all?โ
I sniffed and backed away from the railing. โOr that was his ride.โ





Oh, this is brilliant.
Thank you ๐ I’m glad you enjoyed it!
Believe it or not, I’ve always wanted to read a tale from this POV in Jonah’s story… (although all the attempts I’ve made have been a bit pitiful)
You’ve just made my bucket list of stories. ๐
Oh wow! That’s fun! I’m so glad you enjoyed it!
wonderful!
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I especially enjoyed the ending.
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Enjoyed your creative perspective and the well-paced humor.
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This was great!! Such a unique take on Jonah and the poor sailors trying to save him!
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Creative ending
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Oh my gosh, this is great! Tarshish didnโt register with me, but when I read Nineveh, I went back and reread the intro. What a great story!
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This is great! Love this perspective on Jonah’s story!
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Hilarious.i love it so much.
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Nice job! Loved the ending and the captains point of view on the situation
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Rachel, what an excellent fiction telling of Jonah and the omnipotence of our God. The last line was spot on: “or that was his ride.” Makes me want to sing “In the Belly of the Whale” by Newsboys. (My family loves that song.) I truly enjoyed your story!!! You’re a great author.
Aw thank you ๐ I’m glad you enjoyed it!
I’ll have to check out that song. I’ve listened to Newsboys, but I’ve never heard that one.
I loved this. Loved that the captain knew better than to mess with that Israelite God. Loved the last line. Great job!
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Fun retelling of the Jonah story!!