By Hannah Robinson
“May I ask a deeply personal question?”
“Again?” I turned to the dwarf, taking care to roll my eyes dramatically enough for him to notice from his position below.
“It’s been five minutes since my last one.”
“Not long enough.”
“Oh.”
He was quiet for a whole sixty seconds while I rigged my net in the trees. Knots: secure. Branches: sturdy. It would work.
The dwarf cleared his throat, fiddling with the piece of rope I’d assigned him to hold. “Ilina?”
I gritted my teeth. “What?”
“Can I ask now?”
“My stars, Pegryk!” I jerked a knot to test its strength, then swung down from the trees. “Will you shut up if I answer you?”
“Yes.”
“Fine. Ask. And give me that.”
He handed me his piece of rope. “Did you have me hold that just to keep me out of the way?”
“That’s your deeply personal question?”
“No. That’s just a side thought.”
“I don’t answer side thoughts.” I coiled the rope around my shoulder.
“Okay.” He stroked his stubbly chin the way older dwarves stroked their beards. “The question is this: why did you bring me along?”
“That’s classified.”
“By whom?”
I tied back my hair to give my hands something to do besides strangling him. “Myself. Move to your right a little.”
He obeyed. “One last question.”
“Not now, Pegryk!”
“This is more of an observation, actually.” He pointed behind him. “First of all, that’s a cave.”
“Well noted.” I swung into the trees.
“It’s very deep. Something large probably lives there.”
“Brilliant.”
He pointed up. “Secondly, you’ve rigged a trap. You’re probably planning to trap whatever large thing lives in the cave.”
“You should be a rhetorician.” I braced my back against the tree trunk and reached into my pocket, feeling for a little vial.
“Thirdly, you’re in a tree, and I’m on the ground, standing directly under the net. Therefore, my role in this equation seems a little…” He raised an eyebrow.
“I think the word you’re looking for is ‘appetizing.’” I pulled the vial out and squinted at it. The label was written in my native Giantish tongue. Melhana—dragon’s breath. I’d made the potion myself. Not the finest potion I’d brewed since becoming a potionmaster, but certainly not the worst. I knew the moment I dropped it on Pegryk, the smell, combined with the lure of live meat, should be enough to coax the beast from its lair.
“I’m the bait!” Pegryk crossed his arms. “Why me?”
“Because you’re the perfect savory combination of muscle and fat.”
“That’s very rude.”
“It was a compliment. You should be flattered.” I uncorked the vial. “The bounty on this beast is huge. If you survive, I’ll give you two percent.”
“You told me we were trapping squirrels to sell pelts!”
“You saw the size of my net. I feel I gave you ample time to catch on.”
“In this country, some squirrels are big enough to fill those nets. I know the wildlife here better than anyone.”
That scarcely seemed likely, but I wasn’t in the mood to question him. Instead, I let a few drops from the vial fall in his curly hair.
He rubbed his head, then sniffed his fingers. “Melhana! Where’d you get that?”
“Made it myself.” I corked the vial and shoved it into my pocket.
A rumble sounded from the cave.
Pegryk glared. “You’ve no idea what you’re doing! You foreign giants always want to meddle with the wildlife. I’m leaving before this gets ugly.”
I smirked. “You’ll notice there’s a smaller net just under the big one.”
“For me?” The hurt that flashed across his face almost made me a little sorry. Almost.
The rumble sounded again, closer.
Pegryk licked his lips. “You moron! You can’t capture a cave dragon!”
“We’ll see.” I cracked my knuckles.
Seconds later, a massive mound of green scales charged from the mouth of the cave. Pegryk ducked under its legs, and the beast slammed straight into the base of my tree.
Wood cracked. My heart leapt into my throat. I jerked my rope, but it was too late. The net deployed in a floppy heap.
My tree slowly tipped. I jumped into the branches of the tree beside it, my body slamming against the trunk. Something crunched against my hip, pricking my skin, and liquid trickled down the outside of my leg.
“No!” I choked on my breath as the beast turned toward me. The larger victim. The meatier of the two. The one now covered in melhana. “Pegryk, help!”
He smirked.
The dragon rammed the tree I dangled from, drool streaming from its mouth. One of my hands slipped. I screamed.
Pegryk sighed. “Excuse me, Mr. Cave Dragon?”
The beast froze, then turned to him. “Yes, good dwarf?”
“The giant dangling from that tree is a bit foolish, I’m afraid.”
“I’d noticed.” The dragon backed away.
“I suspected things might turn out this way when she requested my help with the simple task of ‘capturing squirrels.’”
The dragon nodded. “Sage observation.”
I dropped from the tree, quivering.
“But since I’m saving her life, she owes me gratitude.” Pegryk stepped between me and the dragon. “And perhaps also partnership.”
“Do you think I’ve frightened her enough by now that she’ll agree with you?”
“You weren’t supposed to tell her that part of the plan… but, yes.” Pegryk extended a hand to me. “I’m the local dragontamer. I’ve been looking for a potionmaster for years, and when the folks at the tavern told me of your arrival, I thought I’d try to negotiate a deal with you.”
My mind whirled. “This whole time, you were luring me?”
“Of course. Think what we could accomplish together—a dragontamer and a potionmaster! Do we have a deal?”
I tried to catch my breath. “Do I have a choice?”
“I think you’ll like it better than bounty hunting.”
I hesitated, then reached down and shook his hand.
Pegryk smiled. “Oh, and next time? No live bait.”





This gave me a good laugh on a rough morning. I love the relationship dynamics. And that twist ending is great! Job well done!
Thank you so much! I wanted to reply sooner, but I didn’t actually open a subscription until recently. I’m so glad it brightened your morning! Thank you for reading!
I love the twist! I was definitely not expecting it. I think Ilina might stop underestimating Pegryk. ;) also, I kind of want to see a sequel. They are a hilarious team. XD great story, Hannah!
Thank you so much!
Every time I write a flash fiction story, I feel like I should turn it into a novel :-D Maybe I will write a sequel for this one!
Sorry I’m so tardy in replying! I just started my Havok subscription, so I’ve finally unlocked the powers of being able to read past stories!
“I think the word you’re looking for is ‘appetizing.’” – Hahaha!!
Loved the twist! Cute story!
Thank you so much for reading it! I’m glad you enjoyed it!
Great dialogue throughout. I really enjoyed this one!
Thank you! I love writing dialogue. :-)
I loved this!! Super fun story. Loved the characters!
Thank you! I’m so glad you enjoyed the story!
Wow, what an unexpected twist at the end! I loved it.
Thank you! The twist surprised me, too :-D Thanks for reading!
Great twist at the end.
Thank you so much!
I absolutely LOVED this story! So much fun.
Thank you! I had such fun writing it!
Hannah, What a cute story! I agree with the others, what a reversal for Ilina!
Thank you so much! I had a lot of fun writing it!
Hee hee!
Very sneaky Pegryk! And very foolish giant, who certainly deserved to be eaten 😆
Ilina’s lucky Pegryk needed her, or she would’ve been in deep trouble. 😆
What a delightful story! Love the twist and the relationship reveal. Definitely a fun read!
Thank you so much!
I loved that! Great twist. :)
Thank you! It was a lot of fun to write!
Well played! Great setup and banter. Fantastic resolution. A win all round!
Thank you so much! Banter is one of my favorite things to write :-)
THIS WAS PRICELESS. The action, dialogue, characters–ALL OF IT–was all done in such an effortless, humorous, GOLDEN manner. And the twist was perfection! I’d absolutely LOVE to read more from these two.
Thank you so, so much, Julia! The relationship in this story kind of makes me want to write a full-length novel about these characters. Maybe I’ll put it on my To Be Written list. :-)
I love this piece! Twisty plots are my favorites and this one was delivered at a great pace. Excellent work!
Thank you so much! I love writing twisty plots!
I love the twist here! I look forward to reading more from you!
Thank you so much!
Hahah! I love this story. What a great plot twist! To think they were spending the entire time trapping each other.
Thank you so much! I’m glad you enjoyed it! :-)
Great story. I love the way it led you tn one direction then took a surprise turn for a great finish. Good job
Thank you! I love writing twist endings, when I can come up with them. ;-)
Great story , I was surprised with the ending. Great job, looking forward to seeing more of your work.
Thank you! I look forward to writing more!
“I’m the bait!” Pegryk crossed his arms. “Why me?”
“Because you’re the perfect savory combination of muscle and fat.”
This has become one of my favorite lines in a piece of fiction. Hilarious!