By Emily Grant
When Becky falls off the tightrope after her daily dose of Balancing Brew, I know somethingβs wrong with my elixirs.
Fortunately, itβs just practice, and Becky lands safely in the net. But if that had been the actual show? I shudder.
βCharlotte!β Val, the ringleader, runs to me after checking on Becky. βWhat happened? Balancing Brew never fails! None of your elixirs do!β
I shake my head helplessly. βIβ¦ I donβt know. The Contortion Cocktail seemed a bit weak this morning, too, but I just thought Neal forgot to stretch again.β
Someone taps my shoulder. βHey, Charlotte, I hate to be that guyβ¦β
I turn to see Neal, the contortionist, and gasp.
βEver since I took that elixir today, I donβt feel so good.β His lip curls as though he might vomit, but thatβs the least of my worries.
βNeal, how long have you been purple?!β
βPurple?β Nealβs eyes widen, and he holds out his hands and yelps. His skin has turned a vibrant purple, but it hasnβt quite reached his fingertips. βAm I gonna die?β
βNo, you just drank cross-contaminated elixirs. When different elixirs are mixed, they lose their effectiveness and turn you purple.β Knowledge from my elixir courses floods back, reminding me we donβt have much time.
βCross-contaminated?β Val exclaims. βHow?β
I wrack my brain for an explanation, then snap my fingers. βIris!β
βThe parrot?β Val blinks.
βIris has been trying to mess with my elixirs for weeks now. He was in my tent watching me make them one morning, and he kept trying to pour Dragonbreath Draught in the Balancing Brew. I said, βStop, Iris! Are you trying to turn the whole circus purple?β And ever since, heβs been trying to sneak into my tent and sabotage the elixirs.β
Understanding dawns on Valβs face as his gaze travels across the big top to where our Violet Vanishing Parrot is with his trainer, practicing his disappearing act. βOf course he wants to turn everybody purple! He says βPurple is prettiest! Purple is prime!β at least fifty times a day.β He rubs his temple as though just the thought gives him a headache.
βHe was sneaking in and out of my tent all morning. He mustβve made himself invisible and mixed the elixirs when I wasnβt looking.β I groan. βI canβt believe I was so careless.β
βBut Beckyβs not purple,β Val says.
βNot yet, but she and everyone else whoβs had an elixir today will be very soon. The effects spread fast once they start.β I whistle, sharp and shrill. βHey, Iris, get over here!β
The parrot pivots toward me, clearly happy to take a break from training. He disappears in a puff of purple feathers mid-flight and reappears on Valβs shoulder a few moments later. βAwk! Hello, Charlotte! Awk!β
βDonβt play nice with me, birdy. I know what you did.β I wag my finger at Iris, and he hides his face behind his wing feathers. βNeal was the first one to take his elixir this morning, and heβs about half purple, so we have maybe thirty minutes before heβs stuck looking like a grape forever. I need you to fly to the magic drugstore immediately and buy charcoal, turmeric, and unicorn tears. Here.β I shove some money into his beak. βNow, hurry, and meet me back in my tent!β
Iris takes off, giving an inhibited screech that I interpret as displeasure that his purplification plot was intercepted. A muffled βPurple is prettiest! Purple is prime!β fades into the distance.
I grab Valβs bullhorn and march to the middle of the ring. βEverybody, listen up! If youβve taken an elixir today, follow me immediately, even if youβre not experiencing symptoms. Youβre in danger of being purple permanently.β
Everyone murmurs in alarm behind me as I rush outside to my workshop tent and start up the Bunsen burner. Iris arrives with a squawk five minutes later, dropping a small paper bag on my worktable.
βBack already? Oh, yes, you sneaked some Superspeed Syrup this morning, didnβt you?β I dump the whole vial of unicorn tears in a beaker, toss in some turmeric, and let it start heating while I crush the charcoal into powder. When I add that, the mixture almost immediately tints lavender, which means the healing magic has activated.
A crowd of performers has gathered outside, many of them sporting various phases of purple skin. βNeal goes first!β I pull him inside and tip a spoonful of the antidote into his mouth. A few seconds after he swallows, his face relaxes.
βOh, I feel much better already. Thanks, Charlotte.β
βIβm glad.β I donβt tell him his color hasnβt changed. βNow, remember, you donβt have the help of an elixir tonight, but you can still perform! Go finish your stretches and prepare to put on a plum good show!β I usher the next person in and give each one a dose of the antidote in turn. Finally, everyone has been treated, some of them before the purple has even appeared.
When the last one leaves, Val rushes into the tent. βCharlotte.β He casts a worried glance backward. βTheyβre still purple.β
Β βWellβ¦β I smile sheepishly. βThe effects have been stopped in time and the nausea cured, but unfortunately itβll take twelve hours for their coloring to go back to normal.β
He groans and rubs a hand over his face. βCharlotte, they have to put on a show tonight!β
βThey still can. Their performances just wonβt be magically enhanced.β I smirk at the visual in my mind. βBut I donβt think the audience will notice. After all, whatβs more entertaining than circus performers?β
He raises an eyebrow.
I giggle. βPurple circus performers!β


(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 3)
Another fabulous and fun story from a fabulous and fun author!
Aw, stop it. π€
Contortion cocktail, hee hee hee!
π€ Charlotte’s got a lot of funky elixirs up her sleeve!
Astronomers would think that these purple people are actually regular colored people that are travelling towards them at a very high rate of speed.
Well, that must be startling! π
Yes, unlike the red-shift we’re so used to (of galaxies, indicating the future will be a cold, sparse universe), blue-shift indicates the future will be hot and dense, which perfectly describes the kardashians. Startling indeed! ππ€£π€£
Good thing that one-horned, one-eyed, flying purple people eater wasn’t around!
Very true! π
Favorite phrase from the entire story? “Purplification plan.” Absolutely brilliant story, Emily. It made me smile.
That’s one of my favorites, too. π€ Aw, thank you so much! I’m so glad!
Welcome to the Amazing Purple Circus! LOL
Hehe π€ a little extra entertainment for tonight’s show!
This was funny, Emily! “A plum good show!” π€£ I loved it.
This story was very interesting and well written and quite entertaining
“How long have you been purple?!” is right up there with the most terrifying questions I could ever be asked. Fun story!
That was fun and provided lots of amusing mental images! I don’t know… maybe the purple circus will prove popular? Ha!